once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”
and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”
AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
I am so sorry about the spam of this post, guys, but it’s not true. While yes, that did happen, the woman in control of the account deactivated it because she couldn’t keep up with it during college.
Someone else took the url and wrote this.
Why else would the account be barren, that being the only post? Sure, you could say that they cleared the account to say this, but why would they ever admit it, and get rid of the post that got them so many notes?
The creator of this post SAID ON THEIR BLOG that they were wrong, and the account was “hacked.”
This person is getting hate for absolutely no reason, because someone else decided to be an asshole.
Spread this around, if you can, because everyone needs to know that it wasn’t a lie.
barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.
omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP
I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS
Looks furious in that last one
Gettin real tired of your shit
really organized people file their nails alphabetically in a cabinet